Real Name: Jim Morrisom
Super Star Name: The Lizard King
Title: The Lizard king (again!)
Alignment: Renegade; anti-authority, pro-public.
Age: About 82 year now, but he will never die, because he's a Rock God!
Gender: Male
Race: Lizard Rock God. Or actually a Gekko Rock God. Rock God & Gekko.
Hair: None
Eyes: Yellow
Length: 10 Inch
Weight: 12 lbs

Character Image:

Personality: Extremely Rebelious, likes to do the opposite of what people expect of him. He's a very poetic ...person... and also very selfdestructive. But that's so cool about immortality, you can't destroy yourself anymore! But he's in a really bad mood lately since he's got constipation. Which sucks, even for a Gekko.

History: Jim Morrison never died, his soul was transfered to the body of a Gekko by a hippie wizard on acid.

Powers:

Acid Pee - The Lizard King has pee with the PH (pee-H) level of 0. And he's got a large blatter.

Immortality - The Lizard King cannot die by natural causes. He has to be despelled by a wizard. On Acid. That's part of the spell. But you can cage him, though. He's not that big.

Gekko - Being a Gekko, Jim can stick to the seeling. And he's really fast. And small. And hard to catch.

Motherf*ing Lightning - All Rock Gods possess the power to cast MFL. It's just lightning, but it can kill a full grown bull from 20 yards away.

Intangability - Rock Gods can become intangable for 66 seconds.

Flight - Rock Gods are not bound to earthly laws, so they can fuck up Newtons head and defy gravity.


PowerGrid:

Int. 5
Str. 1
Dur. 6
Spd. 4
EP. 6
FS. 2

Awesome.

I laughed out loud.

Thank you, thank you! You are a wonderfull audience!

I loled

but wouldn't the acid pee rupture his bladder?

He's got a Durability of 6, ofcourse the acid pee won't damage him.

Why the hell does he have… Oh wait. He's a lizard. I get it. Fail for me. LOL!!!!

TAKE THAT, NEWTON!! Flying, Intangible Gekkos that expell highly corrosive urine and bull-killing lightning bolts! Bwahahahaha! Your so-called laws mean nothing to us!

i did a report on Sir Isaac Newton once. I learned a lot about the man and gravity.

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. I did that report too.

So you do give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck. I give a flying fuck.

Ahh... The amazing things that our delicious smelling Soap comes up with when I'm gone..You do smell delicious, don't you? Just checking. I love 'im! But, I must ask...Were you again intoxicated when you came up with this? Not that I mind, of course. You're epic. You might replace Crimson at being Awesome-Sauce.

Hey, I'm back from china. Didn't bring any china with me. Only a piece of Korea.

Anyway. At the moment I don't smell bad, but I don't smell good either. I just got out of bed... sort of. I love laptops.

I think I had a couple of beers when I did the 'flying fuck' thing. But the whole app was written in a sober mood. I think. I'm not sure. It was mostly because someone quasi-dared me to make a 'lizard with acidic pee and an indigestion problem with only one line as history'. Ibn Qirtaiba.

And I love you back for being awesome and cool.